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"Salander leaned back against the pillow and followed the conversation with a smile. She wondered why she, who had such difficulty talking about herself with people of flesh and blood, could blithely reveal her most intimate secrets to a bunch of completely unknown freaks on the Internet." ― The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest

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parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

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nazi jokes about germany are not funny
they will never be funny
just stop

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does anybody ever stop and think about how many people have probably talked shit about you unknowingly like when you consider how much you talk about other people with your friends do you just ever think about how many bad things other people have definitely said about you

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i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

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